[When the device clicks on, there's nothing but a blur of motion and color. It's obvious that the owner of said device doesn't know it's on, and is in the middle of a very intense battle. There's a flash of red and claws and a loud cry of pain.]

I am not your lunch!

[The view shifts violently suddenly and a loud crack of thunder is heard moments later. Then things grow silent, the owner of the device coming to a stop. She sighs and shifts walking away.]

Now, before something else tries to kill me.

[Shakes the hell out of his device!] Will you just work!

[Because he shook the device, you can hear his voice extremely loud.]

Does anyone know where I am? [He tries doing what others have been doing, showing off his location. He shows the Academia building.]

Someone is also confusing me for someone else...